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Hi, Laurel! How did you spend your day? What did you like today? By the way, today is March 15, right?
Laurel, you are honest! But it’s not the time yet. This website only works on March 15. Please visit again on that day.
Huh, Laurel… I think today is . You can lie. But this website only works on March 15. Please visit again on that day.
Oh, today is your birthday, right? Can you check if the sound is on?
Laurel, my American best friend, congratulations! Happy I really hope you have a relaxed time with , , , , , and ! Anyway, see you again here on your next birthday, if you don’t forget me, or we’re alive until then! Let’s talk more soon.